Post by KURT HUMMEL on Aug 3, 2011 16:33:23 GMT -6
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Oh my gosh, I found this on Tumblr. Day = made.
DALTON ACADEMY
for SUPREME DAPPER AWARNESS
Dean: Joseph Wilkinson
Dear _____,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Dalton Academy for Supreme Dapper Awareness. We must like to remind you that jumping on tables, throwing around papers, and banging on tables is a rule that must always be followed(Unless you are in relation to a current Anderson). Books and such that must be brought will be attached.
Just a side note. We are only accepting you so you don’t have to have the monsters running inside your head and so you may have a break from the crazyness. Feel free to do anything you want.
Classes start when you show up on the Grand Staircase. It’s Magic.
Yours sincerely,
Elizabeth Ramsey
(Dean of Student Affairs)
Requirments:
DALTON ACADEMY
for SUPREME DAPPER AWARENESS
UNIFORM
All students will require:
1.A navy blue blazer with red piping
2.Ties. As many as possible. All must be Blue and Red
3.One awesome scarf
4. Gray Khakis
Please note that all dapper clothing should carry name tags.
COURSE BOOKS
All students should have a copy of each of the following:
The Art of Jumping on Tables
by Tanya Freemont
To care for a Bird
by Anonymous (whom rains from Boston)
The theory of Noise
By Lewis Lewiston
A Beginner's Guide to Dapperness
by Emeric Switch
How to find a Hobbit
by Frodo Baggins
The key to hair Gel
by Enrique Aleksander Mischersof Cajou Turner
How to properly fire a Nerf Gun
by George Brightman
The Amazing Cookie Cook Book
by Bobby Singer
How to Survive crazy Parents
by Trent Overmeister
OTHER EQUIPMENT
1 Nerf Gun
Song Sheets
1 Dapper Attitude
The correct attitude towards Caffeine
Students may also bring any kind of instrument (except a grand piano. Those hurt backs)
PARENTS ARE WARNED THAT WE ARE NOT BLAMED FOR SCARING ANY CHILD IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE. Blame the Brightmans
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