Post by ETHAN BRIGHTMAN on Jan 25, 2012 15:27:57 GMT -6
It was evening, well before the lock down that came with curfew and rather than eat dinner with the rest of the school. Ethan and Evan had chosen to eat out at a favourite cafe haunt of theirs. They got great prices on the food, well okay so maybe the food was just reasonably priced in general. They didn't know they didn't care to know for that matter, food was food, good food was even better if you could get a hold of it. And they almost always could, the walk through Westerville was a pleasant one, here most people had no idea who they were or what mayhem they would cause when at school.
Their whole lives had been one long happy memory, he couldn't remember a time when he had actually been truly unhappy with his brother. Their'd been moments of course when people had thought that they would be better off apart. Their parents hadn't tried that more than a couple of times when they were younger much younger, which of course lead to them screaming the house down. Now at high school of course things had changed, not that much but they had changed a fair bit in the years since their time. A misconception of the twins or at least they thought so, was that they were terribly spoilt. That they got two of everything, because thats what people do. They owned one car between them, they had one limo at their beck and call. The gizmos in the house that belonged to them were shared. They had no need for anything twice, hell they had two of everything clothes wise, because they never mixed and matched their clothes. Not even for fancy dress. They even had their Alice now, though they needed to persuade Kurt to come back to Dalton, they missed him way to much and that should be illegal.
"Can I take your orders?" The woman asked.
"2 Double cheese burger, dont be stingy on the cheese and make sure the cheese is between the burger and on the top. Two large portions of chips to go with that as well. Two doctor pepers, and we will have the pecan pie for dessert and we'll have your cheese cake to go." Ethan said to him.
"And how do you intend to pay for that kid?" She asked.
"You want cash or card?" He asked.
"Cash." She said to him.
"Then cash will do, and if you play your cards right we might even tip you at the end of the meal." He said to her and she nodded before leaving them alone at the table. "Obviously the waitresses manners leave a lot to be desired." He said to Evan.
"We could have been more polite." Evan said to him. Then together as one they said, "No."
"She did seem rude don't you think." Ethan said. "I dont know whether that warrants a tip at the end, but it would be impolite and rude." He said in as serious a tone as he could manage. "Now we need to discuss something really important." Ethan said to Evan sseriously. "I mean the world may very well depend on the outcome of the next conversation." Ethan said to him grinning from ear to ear.
"What is it?" Evan asked.
"Simple really, operation get Alice in wonderland Hummel back to Dalton academy and back into the warblers, we need him they don't. I'd say kidnap him but the police tend to frown upon that sort of thing and so does but." Ethan said to him. "So we need a plan b, if this is going to work." Ethan said to him.
"You think we can?" He asked.
"No idea, but I'm ready to bet a week without the rolls that we can succeed." Ethan said to him. "And if that doesn't work, I suggest a campaign of paintball terror on the New Directions." Ethan said grinning from ear to ear. "Dear brother of mine, what we need is a plan for either the biggest pranking war, we have ever launched against a rival school and a way to get Kurt to come back to us." Ethan admitted.
"I love it when a plan comes together." Evan said with a wriggle of his eye brows. They couldn't talk about this kind of stuff at school, if Charlie was there he'd have frowned upon it. Lord knows what Blaine would actually do if he found out what they might be planning.
Their whole lives had been one long happy memory, he couldn't remember a time when he had actually been truly unhappy with his brother. Their'd been moments of course when people had thought that they would be better off apart. Their parents hadn't tried that more than a couple of times when they were younger much younger, which of course lead to them screaming the house down. Now at high school of course things had changed, not that much but they had changed a fair bit in the years since their time. A misconception of the twins or at least they thought so, was that they were terribly spoilt. That they got two of everything, because thats what people do. They owned one car between them, they had one limo at their beck and call. The gizmos in the house that belonged to them were shared. They had no need for anything twice, hell they had two of everything clothes wise, because they never mixed and matched their clothes. Not even for fancy dress. They even had their Alice now, though they needed to persuade Kurt to come back to Dalton, they missed him way to much and that should be illegal.
"Can I take your orders?" The woman asked.
"2 Double cheese burger, dont be stingy on the cheese and make sure the cheese is between the burger and on the top. Two large portions of chips to go with that as well. Two doctor pepers, and we will have the pecan pie for dessert and we'll have your cheese cake to go." Ethan said to him.
"And how do you intend to pay for that kid?" She asked.
"You want cash or card?" He asked.
"Cash." She said to him.
"Then cash will do, and if you play your cards right we might even tip you at the end of the meal." He said to her and she nodded before leaving them alone at the table. "Obviously the waitresses manners leave a lot to be desired." He said to Evan.
"We could have been more polite." Evan said to him. Then together as one they said, "No."
"She did seem rude don't you think." Ethan said. "I dont know whether that warrants a tip at the end, but it would be impolite and rude." He said in as serious a tone as he could manage. "Now we need to discuss something really important." Ethan said to Evan sseriously. "I mean the world may very well depend on the outcome of the next conversation." Ethan said to him grinning from ear to ear.
"What is it?" Evan asked.
"Simple really, operation get Alice in wonderland Hummel back to Dalton academy and back into the warblers, we need him they don't. I'd say kidnap him but the police tend to frown upon that sort of thing and so does but." Ethan said to him. "So we need a plan b, if this is going to work." Ethan said to him.
"You think we can?" He asked.
"No idea, but I'm ready to bet a week without the rolls that we can succeed." Ethan said to him. "And if that doesn't work, I suggest a campaign of paintball terror on the New Directions." Ethan said grinning from ear to ear. "Dear brother of mine, what we need is a plan for either the biggest pranking war, we have ever launched against a rival school and a way to get Kurt to come back to us." Ethan admitted.
"I love it when a plan comes together." Evan said with a wriggle of his eye brows. They couldn't talk about this kind of stuff at school, if Charlie was there he'd have frowned upon it. Lord knows what Blaine would actually do if he found out what they might be planning.